Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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