I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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