There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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