Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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