That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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