So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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