i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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