So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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