i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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