on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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