Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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