Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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