I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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