I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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