Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You did what with his pubic hair?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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