I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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