Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Can i not drive my cunt home
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
