Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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