I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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