In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize
