Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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