At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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