The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
zippers are such a cool invention
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
