i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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