i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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