Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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