I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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