Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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