we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
