I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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