The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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