hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He has the fingertips of a God
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