i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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