I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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