Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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