all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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