I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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