"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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