You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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