Dual....:-)
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Randomize
