So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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