My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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