im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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