I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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