If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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