What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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