i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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