why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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