Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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