I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
