Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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