GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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