normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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